“笑话”

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感恩节笑话集(双语) -11-24 17:04 为了让感恩节充满笑容，我们为你送上一点笑话，和你的好朋友分享，让你感恩节吃饭的笑声不断。 -03-12 09:43 brown:I ' msorrytoseeyousounwell.haveyouseenthedoctor？ 杰克: yes.I ' mhavingthreebathsaday.brown:what for？ -02-07 09:56 《城市工作中心》、《城市综合中心》、《国际建筑委员会日》？ “” -02-05 09:31 魔兽世界？ Gerald:I ' DMUChratherhavethehalf。 -01-31 11:15 one day，thefatherletseight-year-Oldsonsendaletter.thefatherthenrememberedhedidn ' twritetheaddressandadresee ' sname -01-24 15:08 Mrs.brownwasgoingoutfortheday.shelockedthehouseandtackedanoteforthemilkmanonthedoor :“笔记本电脑主页.董事” ... -01-15 16:03 thehostessapologizedtoherunexpectedguestforservinganapple-piewithoutanycheese.thelittleboyofthefamilyleftheromquitlyfor -12-25 09:50 技术人员: ificutabeefsteakinhalfandthencutthehalfinhalf，what do i get？ tommy:quarters.teacher:andthenificutittwiceagain？ -12-25 09:50 国际销售公司、经济合作组织:机电一体化、复制、复制！ 密钥！ -12-25 09:50 ' sokay.' he said.' I ' mbuyingthiscarformydaughter.ifshecomplainsaboutavibration，I ' ll知识库驱动程序 -12-25 09:50 whenaverymiserlymannicknamedthe“stingy host”独立主机，“yama king reproached him”。 -09-13 09:41 “Bird Do you Like最佳，杰克？” "杰克·安德森，"免费支票，sir." -09-07 10:14 t: correct the sentence，" abullandacowisgrazinginthefield ".s:acowandabullisgrazinginthefield.t:how？ s:ladies第一个。 -09-04 10:10 谷歌:我爱你？ 是，德.吉尔:世界之光？ boy :否，mine is undying love -08-03 09:52 amancametoworkonmondaymorningwithtwoblackeyes.hisbossaskedwhathappened.theman replied，《on sunday，Iwassittingbehindbig》 ... -08-01 09:51 dad: "son，how can you呼叫您的帐户号码是多少？ goandsaysorrytoher." son:( Goesovertotheaunt ) " aunt，i am sorry you are stupid."。 -07-31 10:38 “mycomputeristellingmetopressanykeytocontinue.where is the ' any ' key？” -07-26 10:51 onedayhamidfeltverysickandhewenttothehospital.nurse:Hamid，thedoctorisheretoseeyou.Hamid:tell him，Ican'tsehim.I - 07-24十点十三分 amanplacedsomeflowersonthegraveofhisdearlydepartedmotherandstartedbacktowardhiscarwhenhisattentionwaspertedtoanothermanke Lili obeprayingwithprofoundintensityandkeptrepeating，是什么意思？ 我应该怎么看你？ ” -07-20 09:33 Amanwalksintoabarandsaystothebartender，" Ibetyoufiftydollarsthaticanbitemyrighteye." Thebartendersays，" yeah，right！ 新一代只有一个人！ " sothemantakesouthisglasseyeandbitesit.theangrybartender " .. .